(4-4) Legtown 69ers: 27 | (4-4) Dick Cheeses: 34 | Final

(5-2) Big Bears: 27 | (1-6) Tickletown Nutsacks: 16 | Final

(6-2) Mebird Pirates: 23 | (4-4) Radtown Swags: 10 | Final

(3-5) Boobie Titties: 27 | (1-6) Horner Cums: 19 | Final

(6-2) Slaptown Faces: 27 | (4-4) Fuckoff Bitches: 20 | Final

(2-6) Hairyland Greasys: 26 | (2-5) Fucking Fuckers: 16 | Final

(3-4) Fat Rolls: 20 | (6-2) Youngtropolis Youngins: 26 | Final

(1-6) Titty Birds: 27 | (2-5) Wet Clits: 31 | Final

(8-0) Mmm Eagles: 30 | (5-3) Orangetown Moaners: 24 | Final

(0-8) Youngly Huggies: 23 | (4-4) Pickle Jigles: 34 | Final

(7-1) Heating Joes: 35 | (1-7) Butterfinger Analers: 10 | Final

(3-4) Flicky Lickers: 20 | (4-3) Headache Medicines: 27 | Final

(3-5) Erected Members: 21 | (5-2) Porntown Boomers: 31 | Final

Teams on bye: Nipple Boys, Spicytown Cheetos, Middlefinger Cunts, Smashtown Desks, Lickity Eggs, Thicctown Reds