(4-2) Legtown 69ers: 31 | (4-2) Big Bears: 34 | Final

(3-3) Lickity Eggs: 12 | (4-2) Smashtown Desks: 15 | Final/OT

(1-5) Hairyland Greasys: 21 | (5-1) Slaptown Faces: 31 | Final

(3-3) Radtown Swags: 12 | (1-4) Tickletown Nutsacks: 20 | Final

(4-2) Youngtropolis Youngins: 17 | (5-1) Mebird Pirates: 27 | Final

(1-5) Butterfinger Analers: 21 | (2-4) Nipple Boys: 26 | Final

(2-4) Dick Cheeses: 20 | (6-0) Mmm Eagles: 27 | Final

(3-3) Spicytown Cheetos: 19 | (1-4) Wet Clits: 27 | Final

(5-1) Middlefinger Cunts: 48 | (5-1) Heating Joes: 51 | Final

(2-4) Boobie Titties: 24 | (3-3) Fat Rolls: 22 | Final

(1-4) Titty Birds: 21 | (3-2) Headache Medicines: 31 | Final

(3-3) Fuckoff Bitches: 25 | (2-4) Erected Members: 20 | Final

(3-2) Flicky Lickers: 20 | (0-6) Youngly Huggies: 13 | Final

(4-2) Orangetown Moaners: 32 | (2-3) Fucking Fuckers: 24 | Final

(4-2) Thicctown Reds: 26 | (2-4) Pickle Jigles: 10 | Final

Teams on bye: Porntown Boomers, Horner Cums