(3-2) Big Bears: 31 | (3-2) Lickity Eggs: 38 | Final

(1-4) Nipple Boys: 10 | (4-1) Legtown 69ers: 24 | Final

(2-3) Dick Cheeses: 34 | (4-1) Youngtropolis Youngins: 38 | Final

(1-4) Horner Cums: 31 | (3-2) Spicytown Cheetos: 33 | Final

(4-1) Mebird Pirates: 38 | (1-4) Boobie Titties: 29 | Final

(2-3) Fuckoff Bitches: 24 | (5-0) Middlefinger Cunts: 27 | Final

(3-2) Porntown Boomers: 26 | (3-2) Radtown Swags: 17 | Final

(3-2) Smashtown Desks: 21 | (1-4) Butterfinger Analers: 27 | Final

(4-1) Heating Joes: 24 | (4-1) Slaptown Faces: 31 | Final

(3-2) Orangetown Moaners: 20 | (1-4) Hairyland Greasys: 10 | Final

(0-4) Wet Clits: 14 | (5-0) Mmm Eagles: 31 | Final

(2-3) Pickle Jigles: 28 | (0-5) Youngly Huggies: 20 | Final

(2-3) Erected Members: 30 | (2-2) Headache Medicines: 24 | Final

(3-2) Thicctown Reds: 24 | (3-2) Fat Rolls: 18 | Final

Teams on bye: Titty Birds, Fucking Fuckers, Flicky Lickers, Tickletown Nutsacks