(1-3) Nipple Boys: 19 | (3-1) Radtown Swags: 24 | Final

(2-2) Dick Cheeses: 34 | (3-1) Mebird Pirates: 28 | Final/OT

(3-1) Slaptown Faces: 24 | (3-1) Smashtown Desks: 28 | Final

(3-1) Youngtropolis Youngins: 27 | (2-2) Spicytown Cheetos: 20 | Final

(3-1) Legtown 69ers: 24 | (1-3) Pickle Jigles: 10 | Final

(3-1) Big Bears: 25 | (2-2) Fucking Fuckers: 21 | Final

(1-3) Titty Birds: 20 | (0-4) Tickletown Nutsacks: 17 | Final

(2-2) Porntown Boomers: 35 | (1-3) Boobie Titties: 21 | Final

(4-0) Middlefinger Cunts: 27 | (0-4) Butterfinger Analers: 7 | Final

(2-2) Lickity Eggs: 17 | (2-2) Orangetown Moaners: 24 | Final

(1-3) Hairyland Greasys: 17 | (0-4) Youngly Huggies: 13 | Final

(3-1) Fat Rolls: 18 | (1-3) Horner Cums: 13 | Final

(4-0) Mmm Eagles: 24 | (2-2) Thicctown Reds: 21 | Final

(4-0) Heating Joes: 31 | (2-2) Fuckoff Bitches: 17 | Final

(2-2) Flicky Lickers: 14 | (1-3) Erected Members: 24 | Final

Teams on bye: Wet Clits, Headache Medicines