(1-1) Big Bears: 23 | (2-0) Slaptown Faces: 27 | Final

(2-0) Spicytown Cheetos: 31 | (0-2) Dick Cheeses: 30 | Final

(2-0) Middlefinger Cunts: 31 | (1-1) Nipple Boys: 21 | Final

(1-1) Smashtown Desks: 27 | (1-1) Horner Cums: 20 | Final

(2-0) Mebird Pirates: 33 | (0-2) Tickletown Nutsacks: 21 | Final

(1-1) Boobie Titties: 33 | (1-1) Radtown Swags: 27 | Final/OT

(1-1) Legtown 69ers: 27 | (1-1) Orangetown Moaners: 20 | Final

(0-2) Youngly Huggies: 23 | (1-1) Lickity Eggs: 29 | Final/OT

(1-1) Pickle Jigles: 20 | (0-2) Hairyland Greasys: 13 | Final

(2-0) Youngtropolis Youngins: 31 | (1-1) Headache Medicines: 28 | Final

(0-2) Butterfinger Analers: 28 | (2-0) Fuckoff Bitches: 41 | Final

(0-2) Porntown Boomers: 21 | (2-0) Heating Joes: 35 | Final

(0-2) Wet Clits: 14 | (2-0) Fucking Fuckers: 24 | Final

(1-1) Flicky Lickers: 28 | (1-1) Fat Rolls: 9 | Final

(0-2) Erected Members: 17 | (2-0) Mmm Eagles: 23 | Final

(1-1) Thicctown Reds: 23 | (1-1) Titty Birds: 21 | Final