All predictions are made by Critic Joe

AFC

(11-5) Youngtropolis Youngins vs. (10-6) Middlefinger Cunts | Youngins will win 38-34

(13-3) Spicytown Cheetos vs. (10-6) Radtown Swags | Swags will win 41-38

NFC

(13-3) Heating Joes vs. (10-6) Mmm Eagles | Joes will win 26-16

(14-2) Porntown Boomers vs. (9-7) Titty Birds | Boomers will win 38-10